Odes to the 2020 Academy Awards
21st Century Lex Luther
I sit and watch the Oscars, gazing at the carpet red
And I just can’t look away…from Jeff Bezos’ shiny head
I have a lot of questions as to why he’s in attendance
The father of our modern cardboard box dependence
Bong rips for Bong Joon-Ho
Of all the shiny prizes, the best one goes to Bong
(I’m pleasantly surprised, he deserved it all along)
My at-home celebration? Why, I think I’ll pack a bowl!
A fraction of the party probably going on in Seoul
Thank you, Brad Pitt’s Mom
Here is the ode to one Jane Etta Pitt
Here is the ode to one Jane Etta Pitt
Your son’s 56-year-old mullet looks lit
I’m terribly sorry! Did that line make you cringe?
It can’t be much worse than Laura Dern’s fringe
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